shoot me dead. Thursday, August 31, 2006
BWAHAHAH today's a very fine day. tho i had to see assholes at sch.
ahah lemme tell ya why.
ive found a new love!!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!!
ok after sch...went back to kranji to catch up wif my dear mr lim and ms lai. lol guess wad was the first sentence ms lai asked when she saw me? well i guessed it spot on. she asked, "hey professor, u now got do hw anot?"
ahah so typical of her. didnt chat much wif her tho. bleh...really missed the good ol' days back in kranji whr i slacked thru'out classes while crapping wif the tchers. ahah i was the biggest slacker in class la. (i am rite now too in my class lol) everyday whenever tchers ask for hw to be passed up, i alwaes seem to be invisible. they dun even bother to ask me ahah.
ok guess its useless to ponder over the past.
lets move on to my darling!!! =DD
ok after going back to kranji. i went to find "her".
ahah spent the whole day tryin to get "her" to be mine.
keep asking for her number the whole day long and i tell ya. it aint an easy thing. it was so mentally draining. keep asking and asking. and every single time...i failed.
ah urgh i was so sad la...i was so afraid dat i couldnt get "her". so i cont'd asking for "her" number. followed her all arnd bugging and bugging.
and...finally!
i got the number i wanted!!!!
yepp the number is....
8.5!!!! heh. u dun get wad im talking abt? nvm.
this is my darling below.
omg "she"s so sleek so perfect so sexy!!!! lol im crazy.
ok its plain but well..."perfection in simplicity" bwahaha =DD
bang. im out
11:58 pm <3
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shoot me dead. Wednesday, August 30, 2006
ahah the holidays are finally here. *grins widely* (heh no emoticons)
hmm gonna buy new shoes tml so...heh.
school today was pretty short. well i tried to pay attention today for once. but u know...dat's not very possible ahah.
oh and we had pe today. and wth...i sprained my index finger or bent or wadeva. and urgh...its hurting now even as i type. bleh.
well after lessons, me soon alvin stayed back for a while to celebrate xue er's, kok kun and hazwani's bdae. met cy and gang so we hanged out tgt. played stupid worms on our hp lol.
ahah worms is damn fun i tell ya. =DD
imagine 3 jc guys watching a puny k750i like three 3 yr old kids lol.
and we're laughing so loudly too lol. worms is a really dumb but fun game ahah. =DD
i mean its like those stupid bananas blasting all over the place. and i mostly bombed myself more than i bombed the enemies so haha so dumb la.
oh and haha my eyes are full for today. heh u know wad i mean eh?
saw enuff of my eye candies! heh. (evil grin)
hmm...im too much of a visual person. i needa look and stare hard before ill be satisfied ahah. so u cant really blame me. blame god for giving me a pair of eyes =DD
hmm..since im talking abt visuals i tell ya something quite related. or not. wadeva!
im treating those dat i dislike or see "buay song" as invisible.
ahah dats coz i told myself, its useless to get angry over them. juz let idiots be idiots, assholes be assholes, and not care abt them. so heh, dat made my life much easier. peeps, u shld try dis some day.
ahah so random huh.
well stay happy guys! and take care! =DD
dun let bastards affect ur lives =DD
bang. im out
5:13 pm <3
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shoot me dead. Tuesday, August 29, 2006
wow a miracle juz happened today, like any other monday or tuesday.
i survived STW's lesson!!!! =DD
dats coz i haf developed a foolproof method on countering the likes of such tchers.
dats is...to take them as invisible lol. so during classes, i would stare at the board and even if she's staring at us or something, i'd juz cont staring at the whiteboard so i wun see her face =DD
ok dis is so random so bleh.
well tml's the last actual studying day for the whole of this term so guys...open the champagne blast the music and lets start parteeying!
woohoo holidays. i juz love em.
sleepovers, movies, slacking tgt...such fun.
bleh nvm abt holidays alrdy.
ok i think im sounding like a gay so wth =/
hmm...had chem spa today and i tell ya.
spa aint an easy thing. i totally screwed up for mine and it aint a very nice experience to haf.
urgh...
it was my turn to be assessed by the tcher. then i was supposed to pour the reactant in and swirl the flask. however as usual, my butter fingers did their part and i pour the solution right onto the table. it was so dumb la. then i was like, wad the hell?
ahah it was pretty funny tho. i turned and stared at mrs jasima wif the usual stupid look i put on when i did not do my hw. arun was juz beside me and he kinda smiled when he saw wad i did lol.
he wasnt much well of either. he did the adding of solution and swirling perfectly, only to find dat the inverted burette wasnt filled with water ahah. so both of us had to redo the experiment =/
so it turned out dat i didnt haf enuff time.
kudos to me for being such a klutz. =DD
ah i go slp la. faster slp faster sch holidae!!! heh. =DD
bang. im out
10:22 pm <3
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shoot me dead. Sunday, August 27, 2006
todaes the sheares(did i spell it correctly?) bridge run. and urm we took part in the 10km run non competitive when deres the much much much much easier 6km run.
we started off right at the back coz some big shot has to wake up late and make us ALL wait for him. thx arh wyner. well so we started off walking and walking. we did jog tho but dere was simply too much ppl to even run in a straight line so...bleh. aiya its not dat im a slacker dat i didnt run. wait im one, but u get my point la.
so we juz jogged walked jogged walked. more on the walk part lol.
juz then, it started to rain. yepp it rained while we were in the middle of the run and omg i was so drenched. my shoes were so soaked that my feet felt like they were in fish tanks. yepp i had smelly shoes, feet, toes. u name it, ive got it. gross rite? =/
ok so we were running in the rain. and we aint got umbrellas mind u.
we stopped for a while for the rain to diminish and then cont'd.
btw the run was pretty messed up. we were spread arnd so bleh couldnt talk cock tgt. lol.
ran ran ran and then catched up wif the rest somehow and stuck tgt. oh yah btw ah soon ran damn fast eh? lol. ran off then couldnt see him at all lol.
hmm...we then reached a junction wif 2 ways to go.
i tot we were gonna run straight then suddenly the stupid 'mr direction' said "those running for 10k pls turn to ur left!"
and i was like...%)()(*@#)(*@)(@!*!!!!!!
after we turned left there was like no one else liao lol. all those who slacked wif us were those running, or shld i say walking, for 6km.
so we ran alone as an odac. yepp really no one else except for a guy wif a small little gurl. omg we so slow until same speed as a 9yr old gurl? pathetic rite? lol.
budden ok la quite cool to run at the back lol. i missed those days whr i walked thru'out 6.4km during badminton trng and then show attitude to the coach =DD
ok we ran and ran then finally reached the part which those stupid 6km slackers cut us off from.
budden there was like not a single soul left and we were all wondering...did every1 pack up and had alrdy left? lol.
however, us being the pjc odac team nvr gave up and cont'd wif the "never say die" spirit. lol i sound like some idiot rite now but nvm.
we ran on and we finally reached the bend arnd the finishing line.
i dunno if its coincidence or wad but the moment we approached the finishing line, the song "bad day" had juz started. so the stupid commentator was like "all right those guys over there! the bunch in yellow, we have not 4gotten u guys!"
then he started singing " i know u guys...had a bad day!"
budden ok la he was cheering for us so he got away scotfree without being ripped up by me.
lol did i mention that abt 100+ ns men were cheering for us too? lol. it was kinda dumb la. to finish last yet being cheered like we've won the race lol.
budden i guess dat shows dat we nvr gave up? lol.
oh yah!!! we got on tv too =DD
"suria" came us to do a live telecast wif us as backgrnd lol. so the whole odac team was cheering behind. yep i know we muz haf looked pretty dumb but it was fun eh?
ok i realized i had written quite a fair bit so bleh in short, today was quite a fun day la lol.
we're happy losers aft all =DD
bang. im out
5:10 pm <3
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shoot me dead. Saturday, August 26, 2006
hmm...after so many ppl telling me dat stupid emoticons like...=DD or =/ or =x or xD or X.X...
urgh the list goes on and on, ive decided to stop (or at least reduce using them all tgt)
erm ok.
ive been a bad boy todae. slacked thru'out the entire day without touching or even looking once at hw!!! ok nvm abt dat coz dats how i spent my days in sec sch so wadeva!
well old pal rk came to my hse todae coz his com at home is spoilt and he wanted to transfer some songs over. being the good ol' fren of his, i let him come to my hse. (yepp im a kind soul)
we practically slacked thru'out the whole day. listening to songs and watching my stupid dog chasing after him lol. haha to tell u the truth..my dog was getting horny lol omg!!! sick dog! %)(@*$)(*
then we met up wif the other old pals of the bb gang. (ok we're not ah guas cy. =.=)
played pool. (btw did i tell u b4 dat i suck at pool?)
well and i spoiled my dear rk's sleep for tonite.
i broke his one and only bottle of root beer. omg im so baddddd.
i was like trying to help him open his bottle of root beer when my fingers slipped. wait wait...its not my sweat. its the water that condensed on the stupid bottle so dun think funny dude.
and...tada! we haf a stupid broken bottle of root beer on the flr. i guess he's damn sad now la lol. sry rk. =x
well for this little last part here...im gonna release all the frustration tt ive bottled up. not much vulgarities tho =DD
lemme ask u guys...do u guys want to be frenz wif a bastard when u know very well dat he treats gurls as objects? (toys or trophies, it doesnt matter either way)
nvm mind abt he being a flirt or a bastard.
but can u actually be frenz wif sum1 so assed up, dat he can call up a gurl,every single nite wityhout fail, dat another fren of urs fancies?
i mean like such a bastard really exists on earth?
screw dat guy man. ill rip off his fucking balls and step on em like im burstin balloons the nxt time he messes wif me. i'd swear ill shove his fucking dick up his ass when he does. take dat, assclown. _l_ _l_
bang. im out
11:14 pm <3
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hmm...didnt get to post ytd coz i was so damn tired =/
my arms are breaking alrdy...T.T
ah..ok i did some thinking again.
and...i realized tt i still cant 4get abt her!!! %)(@*$)(@*%)(@*!!!!
urgh...how to 4get? =/
anws...lets not talk abt her alrdy lol.
heh btw i juz knew tt one of my many (yepp MANY) eyecandies is a retainee. =/
ah...sad case rite? lol.
too bad shes older than me lol so...urgh.
kk im sounding like a flirt rite now, but i assure u im not. =DD at least i dun call gurls everynite =x
aiya lets let dis post be a short one...
so cya!! =DD
bang. im out
3:33 pm <3
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shoot me dead. Wednesday, August 23, 2006
er...omg i juz knew tt our dear handsome mr tan ing keat reads our blogs?!
and dats like so...?!?!?. lol =x
omg i think he saw some stuff dat no tchers are supposed to see lol but...who cares? =.=
ok nvm lets move on wif life. =DD
hmm...c-riously...i dunno wad to write. =.=
lemme think... (paused for like 5-10mins?)
oh i know! =DD
heh ok todae's the sports meet rite? and yepp i attended it =DD
not like my sis who ran out of sch lol. =x
ok thru'out the sports meet...i was actually not very concerned wif the events lol. well...it bcoz "she" was one of the helpers and omg...i juz realized tt i still cant stop looking at her!!!!! WTH?! %)@*$)@(%*%@. some1...burn my eyes for god's sake.
ok nvm abt her. =/ there's alwaes the touch rug team!!! LOL =DD
well, i saw alvin running todae once again. and...LOL!!! he run damn funny today. run until machiam wanna fly siah. =.= he was like striding so widely that his shorts were gonna tear anytime. his arms were like jerking so weirdly? LOL. aiya 1 word ----> retarded. LOL =DD
aiya the sports meet was pathetic la lol. there was like totally no atmosphere at all? and every1 was like so bored lol. ok maybe only me. =.=
ah...btw i think its high time i stopped this monk nonsense LOL =x
well its coz i am too much of a passionate person i guess? and i cant stop stuff like these LOL. (wth i sound really disgusting.)
moreover i had enuff of gurls crying over me being a monk so...tada! im monk no more! =DD
so those crying gurls out there. u can stop crying now. =DD
(OMG LOL!!! i sound so bhb!!! =.= )
bang. im out
10:18 pm <3
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shoot me dead. Tuesday, August 22, 2006
er...
i hate chinese. i hate chinese. i hate chinese. i hate chinese. i hate chinese.
i hate chinese. i hate chinese. i hate chinese. i hate chinese. i hate chinese.
i hate chinese. i hate chinese. i hate chinese. i hate chinese. i hate chinese.
i hate chinese. i hate chinese. i hate chinese. i hate chinese. i hate chinese.
i hate chinese. i hate chinese. i hate chinese. i hate chinese. i hate chinese.
i hate chinese. i hate chinese. i hate chinese. i hate chinese. i hate chinese.
i hate chinese. i hate chinese. i hate chinese. i hate chinese. i hate chinese.
and... i FUCKING HATE CHINESE!!!!!!!!
enough? u get my point? =.=
ok lemme explain a lil...
well u guys know abt my file eh? ppl like yna juz tell me to stuff all those shit in and pass up. the prob is...i dun even haf shit to file in!!! =.= my file is like not even half of others? zz. omg i am such a failure. =.= i tot of filing empty stacks of foolscap paper juz to make up the numbers. sound dumb rite? =.=
ok fuck files. lets move on to not so depressing topics lol. yepp, u've guessed it. its abt monks again! =DD
ok bleh so i went for nite study todae. and once again. i failed as a monk lol =x
aiya u cant blame me la. its the touch rug gurls' fault =DD who ask
SOME OF THEM to be so cute? (kk wait due to some controversy...i edited this part) LOL. =.=
oh wait...if ure wondering, im not looking at giraffes. lol =x u know who im toking abt eh? =/
lol this had better not get out.
ah btw eh...being a monk is really really hard. yepp it sure is. everytime im trying to study, my eyes will shift from the worksheet to sumthing else.and all of a sudden, im like staring at gurls. =o lol sum1...pls burn my eyes!!!! =/
budden actually...this also means tt i aint addicted to "her" anymore =DD
at least i look at other gurls so....BWAHAHHA lol xD
maybe ill stop being a monk and all the nonsense. =x
lol yepp. im useless. even fail as a monk lol. im better off dead. X.X
bang. im out
10:24 pm <3
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shoot me dead. Monday, August 21, 2006
urgh...had a pretty trashed up day todae.
went to see william hung early in the mornin, so whaddya say? =.=
was pretty lethargic the whole day so...practically dragged my feet all day long in sch.
and i didnt haf a single clue wad the tcher was teaching in all of the lessons. (omg im gonna retain..T.T)
oh and theres maths and chinese for todae..so %)(*Q%@_*)(@&)*^!!!
luckily we had test for maths and didnt haf to hear the stupid pig's voice pretty much.
chinese was hell tho.
we were supposed to hand in all our assignments that we didnt hand in as well as our beloved chinese file. and as u guessed it...i didnt haf any of the two. yepp, im the young and hopeless.
and..zz i got scolded. haha im used to it but wth...this tcher has a god damned irritating voice!!! =.= i hear until sian. juz then alvin did sumthing stupid lol. =/
he went and kinda opposed the tcher? lol. his face was damn fierce i swear lol.
blah blah blah and then...the tcher was kinda pissed so blah blah. aiya i very lazy now la...lazy to write out the details lol. imagine urself? =DD u guys shld know how alvin acts when he's pissed la lol.
so in the end?...we all had to hand in our god damned files or our parents will haf to be called up. %)()(*!$#(*^%)#@()@(*)(*!!!!!
zz...everytime liddat...wtf =.= I HATE GOD DAMNED FILES!!!!! I HATE CHINESE!!!! I HATE STUDYING!!!!! I HATE LIFE!!!!!! T^%)(*@)(*@#!!!!!!!!
why cant tcher juz get a life? =.=
ppl dun wan hand in hw juz heck care and move on wif life la...zz. all tchers haf to do is put a zero rite??? =.= juz give me a god damned red big zero!!!! and stop the calling parents shit. its like so not annoying la. and i am so god damned happy abt it. (hurhurhur...fuck off tchers!!! ..l.. ..l..)
careful guys...i may burn this freaking school down out of anger someday...
urgh...been scolding too much vulgarities lately. come on dude...ure a monk and monks aint supposed to scold vulgarities. oo maybe cool monks do? lol. say sanzo from sayuki reload? lol.
haiZz..guess life juz plain suck.
bang. im out
9:21 pm <3
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shoot me dead. Sunday, August 20, 2006
ah...this post is gonna be a v.boring one lol. so dun bother reading? =.=
hmm...did nth much todae. met up wif soon and old pal rk to study at jurong lib.
i guess i did pretty much hw todae (considering its me =.=) so...haha yea =DD
oh btw...being a monk is pretty tough job lol.
i kinda failed as a monk todae lol =x well...we went to jurong lib rite? and naturally...theres many gurls studying there too...so. being a normal guy, i...eh heh. (look at gurls la!) =DD
lol tts not wad a monk supposed to do eh? but...who cares? =DD eyes are meant for us to look at beautiful stuff eh? heh =DD
ok...i haf nth else to tok abt so..heh be happy guys!!! =DD
bang. im out
8:18 pm <3
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shoot me dead. Saturday, August 19, 2006
urgh...my stomach's hurting like hell recently. FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING PAIN!!!(ok ill stop)
had trouble even walking home properly. =.=
ahah...poor soon, siang and daniao had to accompany me. i was like stopping after every 10 steps or so to catch a breather and juz endure the pain =/
ah...ok now i shall start my "monkish" preaching =DD
hmm...thinking like a monk is really relaxing lol. eh now i dun really feel sad when i see her in sch =DD and ive oso stopped looking at her in sch(or at least reduced) =DD
ok for now i know she's got sum mister j1?? (think i know who) and haha im kinda glad for her if she is happy =DD but ah...she doesnt seem to be lol =/
haha yepp my level of thinking is brought to another lvl again bwahaha. =DD lol i sound so noble eh? yepp i am xD
oh and one more thing. STUPID WILLIAM HUNG CAUGHT ME FOR MY HAIR!!!! %)(*@(^*_^)^(@)+_(^!!!!
i haf to go cut it all again only after barely 2 weeks!?!?! cb knn fuk nb lj!!!! =.=
stupid loser siah he...nth better to do..zz lol. but a monk has to love all living creatures? ahahha so tt jerk gets to live another day i guess. =DD
eh go slp better la. =DD a monk has to rest too. so haha nitez =))
bang. im out
12:12 am <3
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shoot me dead. Thursday, August 17, 2006
im back after 2 suffering days from sickness =DD
ah...this is gonna be quite a short post. i think?
ok my thoughts once again...
ive been thinking pretty much and i figured out something..
"clouds are beautiful, but no matter how hard u try. u will never reach them."
guess ive finally realized this fact so...urgh.
i think i knew from the start. that her heart aint mine to start wif. so i guess its once again me and my dog ( sounds wrong eh? =.= no i dun mean anything dirty for god's sake)
ah...its been quite a wild chase and eh...i give up now so ill juz be a...
M.O.N.K.
ah...dun worry abt me (if u even care =/) for im not sum emo-freak in real life tho i sound like one now lol. think ill maybe be frens wif her or something. yepp...ive lost all hope.
its over.
i knew this would come.
for her heart aint mine to start wif.
perhaps im dumb.
for trying to reach out to the clouds.
but you know...you wun know lest you try.
ive been there, tried it.
jumped as high as i could,
only to fall down as hard as i should.
but i know now, tho clouds are beautiful,
that they are never meant to be mine.
bang. im out
10:26 pm <3
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shoot me dead. Tuesday, August 15, 2006
hmm...ok here i am talking to myself again =.=
ok im sick. rejoice dudes! u dun haf to face this assclown (me duh) in sch for one day so u guys better enjoy urselves while u can =DD
putting tt aside...im gonna share my thoughts and feelings again.
guys...i feel lousy todae. its not me being sick vommitting and stuff, its abt me. here i go again, hj the emo-freak. urgh...sometimes i really do feel that my life is a very very pathetic one. on all aspects, im a failure. =.= in sch, i get scolded all the time for not doing my work. at home, all i do is slack slack and slack. its like im a useless dude eh? sumtimes i juz wished tt i wasnt born at all. =/
theres also "her". in sch i juz cant bring myself to face her. and shes like avoiding me too. so urgh....%)@(*#)(*_()@%)(*)$*!@$!!!! well...i keep telling myself to stop being so stupid but urgh...u know, stuff like these are so heart wrenching.
URGH!!!! %(*)*$@#$%@%9!!!
yepp life sux.
bang. im out
11:40 am <3
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shoot me dead. Monday, August 14, 2006
hmm...so yepp this post is abt her and my stupid thoughts =x ok sry guys...im gonna sound like a emo-freak again =/
ok i dunno if this is good or bad (i think its the latter) tt i keep bumping into her at sch. its like so common lah..and i dun feel its gd this way =.= coz everytime i see her i feel so awkward and shes like avoiding me and lookin' away oso la so...urgh...but...nvm! coz ima cool guy now =DD (ok i know wad u guys are thinking -> "oh dere...hes going at it again. being all crazy") but hahaz im a crazy guy to start wif so...yepp =.=
hmm...guys i suggest u buy me a book called "dealing wif unrequited love for dummies". haha im broke and i cant afford it so lol buy me tt!!! i serious right here so stop rolling ur eyes dude. =DD
ok ill stop being lame and lets move on to the flamer's post heh heh (grins =DD)
bang. im out
8:54 pm <3
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hmm...got pretty much stuff to say even tho its a monday =/ (a recount of todae/abt her/and a flamer's post)
ok lemme start of wif da recount of todae =DD
well...todae is a wretched day man, lemme tell ya why
i woke up being so tired and lethargic (oh cmon its a monday!) and i 4got to bring my collar pin too. well i guess deres alwaes my trusty sis who brought me my collar pin =DD. ok after going to meet soon and siang, we barely managed to get up the bus. i was like standing at the last step of bus door and the old lady beside me was like so...freaking noisy!! %)(#*$(%(*#&
she kept shouting sum malay gibberish to the driver and i was right beside her so it was so damn noisy la.
so blah blah blah and tada! we reached sch. oo surprisingly i didnt get scolded once at all todae for not doing hw or wadeva nonsense. but it aint all smooth sailing i tell ya. hmm...i was dozing off in most of the lessons i had todae i guess. oh the chem lecture esp. the chem lecturer keep rattling on and on abt wadeva stupid chem stuff and omg she was like speaking to herself. i alwaes wondered how she became a lecturer when all she can do is read from the notes =.=
ill skip the boring usual lessons and lets move on to the stupid aces day dance thingy.
yepp. its like 5pm and i am damn tired...and yet, we haf to learn sum freaking dance for pe lesson. tt dance is so god damned freaking stupid lame wadeva blah blah! and rmb..i haf a stupid econs test right after the %)#@*$)(@* pe lesson so whaddya say? =/ so i dragged my feet into lt3 right after the pe lesson. i was so bored dude. i almost fell aslp while doing the test...but the test seems pretty ez to me eh? weird? yepp. every1 beside me was like "omg die! im gonna flunk again". but well...its alwaes the case whr i feel i would do better tt i nvr manage to pass so...god bless myself? =.=
hmm...after the test i wanted to stay back for night study. but ah...i was too lazy i guess. so blah i went home and here i am wasting my time blogging. seriously...sum1 pls spank my ass and force me to do sum hw =/
bang. im out
8:37 pm <3
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shoot me dead. Sunday, August 13, 2006
hmm...ok i really got nth better to do so im back!! =DD
hahaz...wasted the whole day rottin' at home =.= while i haf a whole row of tests the nxt week? lol =/ guess im courting death =x ok yepp. ive got nth to do so i guess ill post a joke? lol tts lame eh?
A contestant on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $32,000 milestone money. And as she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no pushover.
It was, "Which of the following species of birds does not build its own nest, but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds?
Is it:
A) the condor;
B) the buzzard;
C) the cuckoo; or
D) the vulture?"
The woman was on the spot. She did not know the answer. And she was doubly on the spot because she had used up her 50/50 Lifeline and her Audience Poll Lifeline. All that remained was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline, and the woman had hoped against hope that she would not have to use it, mainly because the only friend that she knew would be home happened to be a blonde. But the contestant had no alternative. She called her friend and gave her the question and the four choices.
The blonde responded unhesitatingly: "That's easy. The answer is C: The cuckoo."
The contestant had to make a decision and make it fast. She considered employing a reverse strategy and giving any answer except the one that her friend had given her. And considering that her friend was a blonde, that would seem to be the logical thing to do. On the other hand, the blonde had responded with such confidence, such certitude, that the contestant could not help but be persuaded.
"I need an answer," said the host. Crossing her fingers, the contestant said, "C: The cuckoo."
"Is that your final answer?" asked the host.
"Yes, that is my final answer." replied the contestant.
Thirty seconds later, Eddie said, "I regret to inform you, but that answer is... absolutely correct. You are now a millionaire!"
Three days later, the contestant hosted a party for her family and friends-- including the blonde who had helped her win the million dollars.
"Jenny, I just do not know how to thank you," said the contestant. "Because of your knowing the answer to that final question, I am now a millionaire.
And do you want to know something? It was the assuredness with which you answered the question that convinced me to go with your choice. By the way, how did you happen to know the right answer?"
"Oh, come on," said the blonde. "Everybody knows that cuckoos don't build nests. They live in clocks."
bang. im out
10:32 pm <3
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hmm...did sum reflections over the past few days and so i guess ill share wif ya guys =DD
ok this is quite non relevant but nvm lol.ive been pondering abt my "sadness" over the past few days and i felt tt i was so stupid lol =.=
ok..i mean its like im courting this gurl and yet i feel so sad? lol. its kinda stupid u see? well...love is sumthing tt is meant to be happy abt and yet i felt so sad instd. i was like "omg...why aint she replying?". i was like so sad in sch i think and my frenz were all saying.."relax lah..." or "dun worry". so...yepp! i decided to change!!! =DD yea im gonna be who i really am (crazy guy?) and not be alwaes thinking of her =DD yepp...i will still think of her but ill be happy to think of her =DD. ok nvm if u dun get it =DD lol im crazy ~.~
besides tt...i think diff'ly now too =DD. im not gonna think "why aint she replying" and stuff. its now "i get to see her in sch and im happy =DD" yepp...those stuff =DD lol. lol i wonder wad will happen if she saw these stuff =.= hope she doesnt =x
hmm...maybe im gonna be a cool guy! (according to alvin) =DD lol well i guess jc is meant to be like tt? studies,cca,sports,frenz, and maybe her? yepp...not all on her lol. hahaz im going all crazy again so nvm abt me =DD
oh yah..last part, this is to all those guys same as me? (like sum1 =x) lol.
dun think too much alrdy. theres no pt being sad =.= so dun torture urself by being sad? lol =x so c'mon cheer up and be happy =DD theres alwaes frenz arnd u that want u to be happy lol =DD
ill go now and...be happy guys!!! =DD
bang. im out
2:56 pm <3
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shoot me dead. Saturday, August 12, 2006
haha im back =DD
ah..im bored so ill talk abt ytd nite =/
oh well...odac went to east coast park last nite for a trng/outing. ok we played 2 lame games at the start, dog and bone and the other which u haf to pass a loop of string arnd =/ yepp.they're lame =x ahaa...ok nvm abt tt.
after tt, we went over to rent the bikes. and dang. my bike is kinda spoilt =.= lol the chain keeps skipping at abt every 3 rounds. lol so i was kinda cursing as i rode =x ah..i cursed and sweared the whole nite >.< dang, im tarnishing the good name of the anti-vulgar campaign lol. =x oh yea..we cycled and cycled and cycled and cycled and cycled and cycled...sounds boring eh? yep it was lol. moreover they were riding so slowly... =.= well...they said its due to zang. well sumone ask zang to go attend sum crash courses on cycling pls =x lol. luckily i had chaoyi =DD lol he sang stupid songs for me at the start of the journey =/ like wadeva nehneh song and other stuff lol.
yea...we're lame peeps.
oh! we went for dinner btw. all of us cycled to the nearby hawker centre while 2 conveniently went missing xD. guess who? it's the boney guy(soon) and hamburger face(alina) !!!!! woots soon....didnt know u were such a pro (kowtows) ok they went missing for 30-60mins...ooo quality time eh? =x
so we rode on...and tada! we reached geylang. well...we saw plenty of things as we rode through geylang lol. and OMG! the whores there are so %#(&$#)(*%&#(* ugly! lol =x but ah..who gifs a shit on the face? lol well juz use a plastic bag to cover the head? =.= ok nvm abt the whores ~.~ well...we stopped at a coffeeshop. all of us went to eat "taohuay" or soya milk. well...i ordered a bowl of hot soya milk + fried fritters? (you tiao) and...OMG...the freakin' soya milk was so plain...the "youtiao" wasnt also exactly gd and it costs 80cents!!! %)#(*%_)@*$@)*(^ mhao tasted the soya milk and his face went "OMG tts disgusting" lol. luckily...theres sugar =DD lol so i dunked sugar into my soya milk repeatedly =x and...tada! i get sweet but tasteless soya milk!!! =.= ok enuff abt stupid soya shit =/
after eating...we cont'd and yay we finally got out of geylang (its a hellish place, dun ever go there >.<) oh! at tt time, we decided to split into 2 grps. weiliang led one straight back to ecp while yna (wyner) led the other to eat more "tauhuay". lol they said those they had earlier wasnt gd enuff (totally agreed =DD) i wanted to go wif yna...but by a twist of fate and sum blurness on my part, i lost em and went with weiliang instd lol. so...we went back to ecp =/
we cycled and cycled...and yepp we reached ecp. however yna and gang were there first =.= lol coz we went 1 big rnd i guess. well...at ecp, we slacked, played soccer, cycled more, and play truth or dare. oh! and sumthing stupid happened oso. =x lol we were at the beach...then there was this soccer ball. well...this soccer ball kinda rolled down to the water =/ and being the stupid and reckless me, i dashed down wif my shoes and socks on =.= lol so i ended up having to wear linkang's slippers =/ guess i was too high at tt time =x lol.
ok...then we slept and blah blah blah. the end? =DD
bang. im out
4:42 pm <3
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hi guys =DD yepp...welcome to ma blog =))
hmm...ytd had a pretty fine start for me =D well i woke up as usual, brushed teeth, blah blah and went to sch =.= during my first break early in the morning, i went to the canteen and saw "her" from afar =/ as with the norm, we (soon alvin me jon) went to buy food la... then it happened. she saw me lookin at her =x (scarly she lookin at her fren behind me =.=) so i guess i kinda smiled? i didnt noe wad was i doing la lol. i was like an idiot standing there i guess. tt moment...she smiled back at me. =DDD i was like...amigawd!!! she was so cute! so gorgeous! so...perfect!!! #%(*^&$^(&_#$. (~.~ pardon me =x lol im crazy rite now) heh =/ lol ok maybe im stupid or sumthing >.< but at least tt made my day =DD
bang. im out
2:45 pm <3
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